elevators for breakfast

the ongoing study of what happens to the human mind when subject to the internet.
Aug 23
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Conversations with Brandon, or, from Nano to Penis in 3 minutes

  • Brandon:
  • I want to know where the BD release is.
  • (Also, I wish someone would decided on "BD" or "BRD".)
  • Ryan:
  • BRD
  • thats what i say
  • i have to think when i see BD
  • but i instantly recognize BRD
  • Brandon:
  • Me too.
  • "Blu-ray Disc" is the official spec name. But they are called "BD-ROMs". UGH.
  • Ryan:
  • that nano looks like something creative would make
  • Brandon:
  • It looks like fetish porn.
  • Ryan:
  • i just call them shit cakes
  • Brandon:
  • "Hi, I would like a movie where all the penii are short and stubby."
  • And NOONE wants that.
  • Ryan:
  • ha