elevators for breakfast

the ongoing study of what happens to the human mind when subject to the internet.
Aug 23
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Conversations with Brandon, or, from Nano to Penis in 3 minutes

  • Brandon:
  • I want to know where the BD release is.
  • (Also, I wish someone would decided on "BD" or "BRD".)
  • Ryan:
  • BRD
  • thats what i say
  • i have to think when i see BD
  • but i instantly recognize BRD
  • Brandon:
  • Me too.
  • "Blu-ray Disc" is the official spec name. But they are called "BD-ROMs". UGH.
  • Ryan:
  • that nano looks like something creative would make
  • Brandon:
  • It looks like fetish porn.
  • Ryan:
  • i just call them shit cakes
  • Brandon:
  • "Hi, I would like a movie where all the penii are short and stubby."
  • And NOONE wants that.
  • Ryan:
  • ha
Aug 18
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OH SNAP!

OH SNAP!

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www.webbalert.com

  • Ryan: morgan webb is teh hawt
  • Brandon: There aren't even words for her.
  • Ryan: haha
  • i didnt watch webb alert this week
  • i have 5 fresh eps waiting for me
  • *4
  • Brandon: That's like 15 minutes of straight Webb.
  • Ryan: hell yes
  • Brandon: The male labedio is not designed for that!
Aug 15
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RED SAWCKS

I’m going to the red sox game today, pretty pumped about that.

Aug 11
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Me…in the simpsons

Me…in the simpsons

Jul 17
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more phoney goodness

Just posting about the coolest “app” I’ve found for the iPhone, telekinesis. I was turned on to this by a coworker and it is simply stunning. Essentially what it does is allow you to remotely access your home computer, but in practice it does much much more. one of the coolest features is the ability to access and stream audio and video files from your home computer, even over edge (speeds not yet tested). this feature alone is amazing as it essentially gives your iPhone slingbox capabilities. Telekinesis also has some other nice features like remote desktop and even the ability to make your iphone an itunes remote. Best part about it is that it is completely open and is extensible via applications that can be added on. Check it out…

Jul 16
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I aim to misbehave
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movies

I saw Harry potter this week and I’ve got to say, its definitely the best of the movies so far. Its dark, its disturbing, and its very entertaining; I highly recommend it. I’ve also seen Live Free or Die Hard twice now and that flick is just awesome, best action movie in a long time, again, highly recommended.

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Die Hard Biatch

  • Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
  • John McClane: I was out of bullets.